i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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