I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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