can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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