Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
