did you get engaged???
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
