i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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