if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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