Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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