I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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