It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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