So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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