Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Why did my mother make you get naked?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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