Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
