spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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