Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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