He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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