do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
