He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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