Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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