You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
