Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Houston, we have a squirter
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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