it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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