He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
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High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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