Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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