what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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