Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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