Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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