Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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