is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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