S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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