I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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