The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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