is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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