At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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