Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We're too hungover to prance.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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