is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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