everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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