Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I am one with the molecules
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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