Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
why do cheetos always look like penises
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
The uberlube is also flammable
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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