then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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