Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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