Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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