I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Moan for me like Helen Keller
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
