just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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