i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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