great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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