I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
