that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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