Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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