Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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