You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm sobbing to NWA
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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