Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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