hotel room ftw
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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