Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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