he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Randomize