How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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